oh… JEEZ

Flashback starts when i saw this starlet named Bangs Garcia. It’s her moment of ‘thank yous’ on her birthday celebration in a variety show. She’s thanking someone for the ‘ADVICES that was given to her. If i remember my elementary English class right, there is no plural form for word ‘advice’ and we rather use ‘PIECES OF ADVICE’.

Another celebrity English boo-boos, is the labeled ‘PRIDE OF THE PHILIPPINES’ Charice Pempengco. Well, think again. After earning a sea of American people’s praises, standing ovation and Ellen DeGeneres and Oprah guesting because of her constant at the top of her lungs ‘scream’ (well, that’s another shut-your-fucking-mouth moment, we’ll talk about it some other time), Whitney Houston impersonation and the crowd favorite’s Mariah Carey meets Rachelle Ann Go belts. Isn’t it disappointing to hear her promote her ‘FIRST solo DEBUT album? You heard it right mate! I wonder if she’ll have her SECOND DEBUT ALBUM. We’ll wait for that! And i mean wait, not to buy it though (I’d rather listen to Vanessa Hudgens) but to know if it’s possible to have a second debut album.  And i am telling you..That would go down the history!

Next thing, i hate to say this. But i should be fair, this is old though, yesteryear (yes! That old).
It happened during a ‘MANO PO’ movie presscon and Ms. Angel Locsin discussed about her so-called ‘rule’. Rule? Uh-oh. Not the kind of rule that we shouldn’t break, she means ‘the character that she portray’ in the said movie. Rule! You’re breaking an English language ‘rule’ Mrs. Manzano!

Another one is from someone i don’t remember. But her mortal mistake I’ll never forget. It is when she cited that the cause of her break-up with a fellow actor is ‘UNreconcilable’ differences. If your statement is not UNreplaceable (Jesus, you’re the cause of my blog’s redundancy), it won’t be bad if you’ll know that there is an existing word called ‘irreconcilable’. Now you know, thanks to me.

Next is Nadia Montenegro… promoting her movie that will be air on the ‘TWENTY TWOOTH OF NOVEMBER’… HAHA. Are you serious?

Do you think that English language errors are the only reason why our favorite Filipino celebrities should sew their mouths shut? You think wrong!

How about Keanna Reeves’ acronym for ‘kulang sa pansin’?

Bahay ni kuya is shaking because of her infamous fight with a fellow housemate. Everyone is shaking on their boots but burst into an im-watching-in-a-comedy-bar laugh.

KEANNA: KFC ka kasi!

LOL… Mitch (the girl in the other corner of the ring, who will literally knock out Ms.Reeves if this was a boxing match) is a fat woman. But she’s no my favorite fried chicken. She’s another kind of  meat that i won’t tell. OMG, you’re not thinking pork, do you?

There is this chain message and if this is true, probably this is our best cocksucker. Oh, i mean.. Oh, forget it!

Let’s put the ‘shut-your-mouth-you-fucking-whore’ crown to the head of…

(DRUM ROLL…)

MARIAN RIVERA!

According to the text message.. In an interview, probably on SIS, the host asked her..

How do you find Dingdong Dantes?

To which the ‘LaSalle college graduate’ (oh,you’re putting the school to shame) replied..

Nakita ko sya sa may lobby kinina..

In all fairness, she did not take the question too literal, if she does.. She might have answered the ‘HOW’ and it looks like she answered a ‘WHERE’ question. Weather you’re wrong or right.. You’re still so wrong Ms.Rivera. But may i say.. Good luck on the remake of the remake of Darna. I hope it won’t suffer the same fate as tadyang.

Guys, i enjoyed it. So, see you in the sequel! Marian Rivera ain’t dead so she’ll be back.

Marian Rivera and Angel Locsin